In a move that may please/alienate readers, Substitute Life is going on hiatus in order to bring you the next, long-overdue chapter of Breaking Up. Readers can find previous installments here, or by clicking on the index link in the sidebar. There, readers can marvel/snicker at the author's ambitious/crude attempt to tell a long-form story about young love and 80's hair.

Substitute Life will return in January 2009. Don't laugh.