Resolutions, I Have a Few...

Just a quickie to finish out the year.
Everyone have fun and I'll see you on the other side.


Breaking Up 2: The Reset

  • Red Dawn, while featuring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, is not a prequel to Dirty Dancing. It's a common misperception, no doubt made so by Johnny Castle's use of an AK-47 and hunting knife to get Baby out of the corner late in the movie.
  • Old-school MTV (stood for Music Television) was more addictive than heroin. It's a medical fact.
  • I apologize for using so much Aqua Net. We all thought the world was coming to an end anyway. Who knew?


In a move that may please/alienate readers, Substitute Life is going on hiatus in order to bring you the next, long-overdue chapter of Breaking Up. Readers can find previous installments here, or by clicking on the index link in the sidebar. There, readers can marvel/snicker at the author's ambitious/crude attempt to tell a long-form story about young love and 80's hair.

Substitute Life will return in January 2009. Don't laugh.

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