On Notice!

1. Underwear Thief - I pray that you end up strangulating a testicle wearing my stolen goods.


2. Death - First Harvey Korman, now George Carlin? Why do you hate my childhood heroes?


3. Sam Simpson - What is the point of The Point of Babette if you don't post there? There is a hole in my blogroll... and my heart.


4. The Sun - I get it. You're hot. Enough already.


5. Subway Sandwich - The time to inform me that you're out of avocado is not when my sandwich is 99% assembled.


6. Wyatt - You know why...


7. Spiders - Why do you insist on making me kill you?


8. VH1 - I Love the New Millenium? Really? How can one feel nostalgic for just a little while ago?