Hello?

Kirsten and I took a much-needed vacation last weekend. I meant to put up a warning here, but there was no time... Vegas was calling. Good news is that I'm kicking off Viva Las Vegas Week here at Sequential Life, in which you'll witness:

• Tips on how to spot the European tourist
• A "salute" to Toby Keith
• Part 47 in a never-ending battle for musical taste supremacy
• A special appearance by Clint Eastwood

All that and the regular tomfoolery you have come to expect.