[Edit 4/2/08] Yes, it's an April Fools Day-style bit of lying, though I am a bad liar. One of these items is actually true. I'll leave it to you to guess which.
It's been a taxing week at work... it's all I can do to doodle privately during my lunch break. My heart is littered with the broken promises I've made to you. (Also littering my heart: cheese, mostly in pizza-form)